Okay. I think I've gone over my hatred for people using bases. However, dear readers, it seems that people don't seem to get the message. You wanna know what's pissing me off this time? People that offer commissions for their bullshit base making. I've made more creative pictures with my own vomit. And that's just with the action of throwing it up.

I mean, seriously, who pays for this BS?

The other day, I was wandering around DA, and I saw some piece-of-shit, unoriginal trash. Out of curiosity at why someone would produce such an affront to the eyes, I scrolled down, and saw the damnable line of "Bases made by **********". To save people the question of what the stars stand for, I'm gonna go ahead and say that this person goes by the name "Shit-Eater" (and yes, that is the right amount of stars for it, so if you're proud of yourself for realizing this, don't be). Well, out of mind-numbing boredom, I decide to click on Shit-Eater's icon. I then further damage my eyes by browsing Shit-Eater's page. In the journal entry page, Shit-Eater has the audacity to put "U can pay me 2 maek u bases, LOL!" Or some such idiocy along those lines. I sat there for a moment in utter disgust, like someone who accidentally walks in on two fat, old, ugly people having sex. After throwing up all over my keyboard and taking my anger out on some of the children in my neighbourhood, I figured I'd write something about it.

To be honest with you, it wasn't entirely the fact that Shit-Eater wanted people to pay for their 'art', it was the fact that the bases sucked major balls. It should be a rule. If your art sucks, don't ask others to pay for it. If you disobey this rule, I will personally smash your hands with a sledgehammer so that you can no longer draw. And then I get to smash you in the ovaries or testicles so that you can't reproduce and make more small, untalented, useless versions of yourself to clog up DA's website with more of your inane shit.

And to Shit-Eater. If I see you still asking for money for this bullshit, I will find you, and hit you with the bones of dead, amazing artists until you stop bleeding.